Reality Distortion Field Magic Card (Photo by James Duncan Davidson…)

Wait in line for 4 hours and pay $600 for a Apple product no one you know has ever used.&10;&10;"A reality distortion field. In his presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules." — Bud Tribble
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